it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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