Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sober January is a disaster.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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