drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
