He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is wine microwaveable?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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