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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

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maybe you did when you were drunk

(619): View more from California

no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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(619): wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh (1-619): maybe you did when you were drunk (619): no way, i wasn't THAT drunk. http://tfl.nu/a663

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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow

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Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow

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(609): Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow (802): Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow http://tfl.nu/mba8

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.

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(630): Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened. http://tfl.nu/4exz

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(281): View more from Texas

Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.

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(281): Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others. http://tfl.nu/smz5

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.

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(505): We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee. http://tfl.nu/uw8q

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(718): View more from New York

The gym has a pool

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my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"

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(718): The gym has a pool (914): my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high" http://tfl.nu/pnez

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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes

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(586): Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes http://tfl.nu/g7it

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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.

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(607): This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart. http://tfl.nu/peyr

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.

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(403): I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever. http://tfl.nu/fqiq

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(540): View more from Virginia

my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.

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(540): my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened. http://tfl.nu/bhgb

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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.

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Wine is not your friend.

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(817): I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories. (972): Wine is not your friend. http://tfl.nu/ofhm

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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.

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(701): Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days. http://tfl.nu/swcj

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(602): View more from Arizona

I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am

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(602): I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am http://tfl.nu/mg4n

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(406): View more from Montana

Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.

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I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.

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(406): Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'. (901): I want there to be fog machines and unicorns. http://tfl.nu/0ciy

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(206): View more from Washington

You have to summon your inner elephant

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(206): You have to summon your inner elephant http://tfl.nu/wpzr

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