Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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