why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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