It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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