we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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