Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This is my gift to your gina
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