Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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