I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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