Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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