We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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