when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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