Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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