Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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