We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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