I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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