i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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