North Korea, Best Korea!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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