Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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