Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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