did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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