Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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