no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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