She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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