my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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