the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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