Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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