I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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