That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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