"it" just moved
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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