Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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