I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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