You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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