What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
God, I missed his penis.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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