So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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