did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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