Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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