she smelled like a LAN party
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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