would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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