Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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