Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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