i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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