Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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