mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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