we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're a waste of cheezeits
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
