I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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