I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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