whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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