Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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