it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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