I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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